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 Stargate Side Story

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MessageSujet: Stargate Side Story   Stargate Side Story EmptyLun 29 Aoû - 18:03

Ne sachant pas très bien où je devais poster ça puisque c'est en anglais, je l'ai mis ici car il ne s'agit ni d'une fic, ni d'un simple montage. C'est plus....euh...complexe que ça. scratch
Il s'agit d'une libre et délirante adaptation de la comédie musicale "West Side Story" à Stargate SG1. Cela fut fait en 2003, pendant une période approximative de 6 mois durant lesquels nous avons bien ri, bien déliré et nous nous sommes bien pris la tête...surtout à la fin ! Le projet voulait que nous devions remettre les CD de ce que nous avions fait aux acteurs présents lors de la Convention de Paris. J'ignore si cela fut fait car je n'y ai pas assisté.

Si j'en fus l'instigatrice et l'auteur, je dois rendre à d'autres le talent inouï dont ils ont fait preuve, que ce soit pour les montages vidéos, les chants et les petits trucs très drôles. Donc, même s'ils ne sont plus parmi nous aujourd'hui (j'entends comme fans de SG1), je tiens à chaleureusement mettre en avant les talents de : Sabrina, Fabienne, Cae, Sha (le papa de ma filleule), Xeen, Didine et Jayjay. Pour l'essentiel.

Donc...voici Stargate Side Story :

Les vidéos (un peu tronquées. Pardon mais aucun site ne permet de publier un fichier aussi lourd)

Le texte intégral :


Lyrics and words by : Elias

Music by : Leonard Bernstein and Sha.

Casting for songs and narration :

Jack O’Neill is Tony….played by : Sha

Sam Carter is Maria...... : Xeen

Daniel Jackson is Riff... “ : Olivier

Teal’c is Bernardo........ “ :

Janet Fraiser is Anita.... “ : Fabienne

Nurse is Rosalia........... “ : Clem

General Hammond....... “ : Jayjay
Written in green letters, the narrator, General George HAMMOND.

“Post-talker” is played by : Cae

Casting for videos setting:





Hey everybody! I’m George HAMMOND. I used to be an USAF General in Colorado Springs. Let me tell you how the story began, seven years ago...

Singing :

1 – Intro

Stargate Side Story
It’s the story of nowhere
Stargate Side Story
The story no one could dare

It’s about a fan’s dream
Getting some fairy stuffs
All about a great team
Our brand new spatial ruffs

We wanna see...
We’d like to see...

Somewhere over the rainbow
Stars would fall
From the Jack O’Neill’s shadow
To his Major’s call

And over the worlds away
They could have found their way

We wanna see...
We’d like to see...

Tonight, tonight
It all began tonight
Between two painful hearts
Stars will shine....
Tonight !!!


Major Samuels, go to the Colonel O’Neill’s house, pick him up and bring him back here. I’d like to talk with him about what happened here today!

Yes, sir !

As Samuels goes, all the soldiers still alive in Cheyenne Mountain base stand in the mess hall and sing :

2 - Soldiers song (le chorus final de « Jets song »)

(ALL) (men’s chorus)

Airmen are in gear.
Our bullets are clicking
The Goal'ds'll stay clear
'Cause ev'ry snake alien
's a lousy chicken!

Here come airmen
Like a bat out of hell
Someone gets in our way
Someone don't feel so well.

Here come airmen
Little world, step aside
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide
We're drawing the line,
So keep your faces hidden!

We're hangin' a sign,
Says "visitors forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin'!

Here come airmen,
Yeah! An' we're gonna beat
Ev'ry last buggin' alien
On the whole buggin' Earth!
On the whole ever-mother-lovin' Earth!

A few hours later, Colonel Jack O’Neill stands in General Hammond office. Hammond told him all about the new events around. After a while, Jack is alone in his quarters.


3 – Something’s coming (depuis “something’s coming” après “Open the latch!” jusqu’à la fin)


Something’s coming
Don’t know what
What I mean
I’ll find out
One-track fight

Around the corner
Or whistlin’down a shower
Come on, deliver to me !

Will it be ?
Yes, it will !
Maybe just a frightenin’thrill
What could be ?

Come on, something
I’m here now
I’m waiting
Say it low
Come on to me !
The air is humming
And something here is coming !

Who knows ?
It’s only just out of reach
Down the block, while a speech
Maybe today...
Maybe today...
Maybe today...!

Then, a briefing is given with Hammond, Majors Kawalski, Samuels, Davis and Ferretti, and of course with Colonel O’Neill.

Now that every one is here, I’d like to introduce Captain Sam Carter who’s gonna join the SGC in your team, Colonel O’Neill.

I’m sorry, sir...but I thought that my team was already here...The same that it was last year.

You need someone else, Colonel. A scientist.

Oh, please, don’t do that to me !!! And may I ask you where he comes from ?

Captain Samantha Carter is entering the briefing room.

SHE’s coming from the Pentagon, Sir.

Jesus !!! A woman ! A scientist and a beautiful woman !!! What’s going wrong with me ??? My heart beats strangely...

Well...this Colonel is quite an handsome man...but I guess he doesn’t like both women in the army and scientists ! It’s not fair. I’d better sit down. I can’t feel my legs carrying me any longer.

The day after, Sam is in her new laboratory. Jack is gazing at her, standing at the door.

4- Samantha


The most beautiful name I ever heard :
Samantha, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha...
All the beautiful stuffs of the world in a single word
Samantha, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha...

Samantha !
I’ve just met an angel, Samantha
And suddenly my heart
Is carrying me apart
Of me.

Samantha !
I dream of a kiss by Samantha
And suddenly I’m sure
It’s too much insecure
To be !

Samantha !
I won’t tell anybody my feeling,
I won’t say anything but praying
Samantha !
I’ll never stop dreamin’ Samantha !

The most beautiful name I ever heard :

I remember now all the so innocent things about SG1. They saved our world so many times...Actually, I’m still wondering if they were just lucky or too involved within each others to capitulate. I guessed, once, that the feelings between O’Neill and Carter were more than what they should have to be. But, anyway, SG1 was our best team. And their soldier’s attitude was professional. Anytime. Well, almost...

It was one of their first mission off-world. Thanks to cameras hidden in the showers.

Some soldiers in the base are now like animals. One could bite, another could feel as a monkey. They don’t speak. They are just whispering some noises. Doctor Fraiser thinks that they are under an alien virus. SG1 is the next to be touched.

5- Tonight. (couper avant “(They kiss.Maria goes inside)”)

(SAM, entering the showers while men were still there, and walking straight to Jack with a wild glance)

Only you, you’re the only one I’ll want forever.
In my heart, in my mind and in ev’rything I do,
No-one else but you.
Ever !

(JACK, amazed but so pleased by Sam’s acts)

Are you sure you’re okay, captain Carter ?
Every step you can make is a danger.


O’Neill, O’Neill...


Watch your steps, I’m not the perfect man for you.
Please, do right, don’t pull me through

(JACK and SAM)

My deep fears are for you and for me.

Sam is kissing him.


Tonight, tonight,
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the rules went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There’s only us tonight,
What you are, what I am, what we say.
Today, I know I am a woman
A love affair could happen
I know it could be right.
For here we are,
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight !

(SAM and JACK)

Tonight, tonight,
The base is full of light,
With witnesses all over the place.
Tonight, tonight,
Our world is wild and bright.
Going mad, shooting Goald’s into space.
Today, the world is just an address.
A place for us to live in,
No better than all right...
But here we are,
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight !

They kiss again. Then Sam catches Jack and put him up on a bench, still kissing him everywhere...And Jack takes Sam to Doctor Fraiser!

I should have guessed, then, that it was just the beginning of a love affair. Many people here around knew something was unsaid between O’Neill and Carter.
Even our Doctor, Janet Fraiser and her staff...

6- SGC (sur l’air de “America”)(du début jusqu’à “Very big deal in America”) in the infirmary...


You lovely Cheyenne...
Mountain of secrets everlasting
Always the by-laws growing,
And the grapevine blowing...


You ugly Cheyenne...
Mountain of secret diseases
Always the glances blowing,
Always the feelings growing...
And the danger owing,
And the nurses running,
And the bullets flying.
I like the island SGC –
Smoke on your pipe and sing with me!

(WOMEN CHORUS) (except Nurse)

I like to be in the SGC!
Okay by me in the SGC!
If nothing free in the SGC
For a love fee in the SGC


I hate the by-laws for officers


Fraternizing is no business for nurses


Being a soldier is a raw deal


But you can hide things you feel!

(WOMEN CHORUS) (Except Nurse)

Aliens we meet in the SGC,
Feeling the heat in the SGC,
We’re the elite in the SGC,
Airmen we fit in the SGC!

In spite of feelings, weeks after weeks, mounths after mounths, years have gone by. Daniel Jackson lost his wife, and, 5 years after his come back on Earth, he “almost” died too. Well, I don’t know how to explain it. Nobody found the right explanation for it, but he just vanished.

The room in the infirmary is full of Daniel’s friends.

7- Cool (du début jusqu’au premier “Real cool”)

(DANIEL to Jack)

Jack, Jack, crazy Jack
Get cool, Jack!
Got a rocket in your pocket,
Keep coolly cool, Jack!
Don’t get hot,
‘Cause, man, you got
Some high times ahead.
Take it slow, come and go,
You can live it up and die in bed!

(To Sam)

Sam, Sam, holly Sam
Get cool, Sam!
Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.
Turn off the juice, Sam!

(To Jack again)

Go, Jack, go.
But not like a yo-yo
Play track,
Just play it cool, Jack,
Real cool!

And his body vanishes in the air with a blowing light.

Few days later, the Asgards asked us for help. O’Neill decided to go with Carter and Teal’c.

In the corridors...

SAM (calling Jack)

Yes, Carter...

May I tell you something ?

Even if I say no, you will, so...

Why do you do that ?

Do what ?

I’m not ready to go and save anybody right now. I’m in such a pain!! Don’t you have a heart ?

You know it better than anyone else.

What do you mean ?

Don’t you remember ?

And we see through their minds what they both think about...flash-back to the time when they were together alone in a Goald’s vaisseau. (ref : “Upgrades”)

8- One hand, one heart (scène où ils sont face à face) (couper le morceau parlé)


Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart,
Make of our vows one last vow
Only death will part us now.


Make of our lives one life,
Day after day one life.


Now it’s over as we start
One hand, one heart;
Even death won’t part us now.

Make of our lives one life,
Day after day one life.
Now it’s over as we start
One hand, one heart;
Even death won’t part us now.


When I was a young boy, ma father often told me that women are never the same from one day to another. Samantha Carter was a very smiling officer, nice with all the people she met. She has changed. What the hell happened to her ? Is it just because of O’Neill ? No, I can’t believe it. I should ask her. But I can bet she will not answer!
I saw her crying when O’Neill was with Maybourne, lost somewhere...

Sam is crying alone in the cloakroom.

9- I feel lonely (scène tirée de “Paradise Lost” avant l’arrivée de Teal’c, quand Sam est encore seule dans le vestiaire) (Uniquement le premier couplet)


I feel lonely,
Oh so lonely,
I feel lonely and silly and cold,
And I really
Want with him get old.

I feel dizzy,
Oh so dizzy
It’s alarming how dizzy I feel,
And so lonely
That I hardly can believe it’s real.

See the lonely girl in the mirror there :
Who can that so stupid girl be?
Such a lonely fear,
Such lonely tear,
Such a dizzy smile.
Such s lonely me!

I am thinking
Of resigning.
Feel like running for nothing but pain.
For I waste
My life for a man but in vain.

Teal’c told me something about the mission where they killed Nirty. According to him, our two heroes where closer than ever.

In the Nirty jail, Sam is seriously sick. She’s sitting closed to Jack.

Get some rest...It’s an order.

Then, she’s putting her head on his left shoulder.

10- Somewhere (Scène de “Metamorphosis”) (Uniquement en duo et remplacer « A GIRL » par SAM et JACK, puis « ALL » par Teal’c seul)

(JACK and SAM)

There’s a place for us,
Somewhere a place for us.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us

There’s a time for us,
Some day a time for us.
Time together and time to spare,
Time to look, time to care
Some day!

We’ll find a new way of living,
Will find there’s a way of surviving

There’s a place for us,
A time and place for us,
Hold my hand and we’re halfway there
Hold my hand and I’ll take you there


There’s a place for me,
Somewhere a place for me
Peace and quiet and open air
Cool and free

There’s a place for me,
Some day a time for me
Time for Jaffas and time to share,
Time to look, time to spare
Some day!


Hold my hand and we’re halfway there
Hold my hand and I’ll take you there

(JACK and SAM)


Doctor Fraiser often saved our lives. You’ll say that’s her job! What a great job she does! And she’s also one of Carter’s best friend. Two women in a man’s world, two scientists, and of course, one is Cassandra’s mother and the other one is her saver.
Last year, Carter has been injured. Not seriously, but as she was with Doctor Frasier, I heard what they said.

In the infirmary...

11- A boy like that(du début à la fin du premier paragraphe de Sam)


A man like that who's like your brother,
Forget that man and find another,
One of your own kind
Can match your own mind!
A man like that will give you sorrow,
You'll meet another man tomorrow,
One of your own kind
Can match your own mind!

A man who jokes cannot love,
A man who jokes has no heart.
And he's the man who gets your love
And gets your heart.
Very smart, Samantha, very smart!
A boy like that wants one thing Only,
And when he's done he'll leave you lonely.
He'll murder your love; he murdered mine.
Just wait and see,
Just wait, Samantha,
Just wait and see!


Oh, no, Janet, no!
Janet, no!
It isn’t true, not for me.
I hear your words
And in my head
I know they’re smart,
But my heart knows they’re wrong,
And my heart is too strong.
For I belong to him alone, to him alone.
One thing I know : I am his.
I don’t care what he is.
I don’t know why it’s so,
I don’t want to know.

As far as I know, O’Neill and Carter never tried to be together. Respecting the army by-laws, maybe too shy themselves to improve their situation and let their feelings grow, they stayed two officers in the US Air Force, and should I say it again? My best officers in the SGC.


12- Somewhere (Reprise)


There’s a place for us,
Somewhere a place for us.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us

There’s a time for us,
Some day a time for us.
Time together and time to spare,
Time to look, time to care
Some day!

We’ll find a new way of living,
Will find there’s a way of surviving

(repeated twice)
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