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| Sujet: Stargate Side Story Lun 29 Aoû - 18:03 | |
| Ne sachant pas très bien où je devais poster ça puisque c'est en anglais, je l'ai mis ici car il ne s'agit ni d'une fic, ni d'un simple montage. C'est plus....euh...complexe que ça. Il s'agit d'une libre et délirante adaptation de la comédie musicale "West Side Story" à Stargate SG1. Cela fut fait en 2003, pendant une période approximative de 6 mois durant lesquels nous avons bien ri, bien déliré et nous nous sommes bien pris la tête...surtout à la fin ! Le projet voulait que nous devions remettre les CD de ce que nous avions fait aux acteurs présents lors de la Convention de Paris. J'ignore si cela fut fait car je n'y ai pas assisté. Si j'en fus l'instigatrice et l'auteur, je dois rendre à d'autres le talent inouï dont ils ont fait preuve, que ce soit pour les montages vidéos, les chants et les petits trucs très drôles. Donc, même s'ils ne sont plus parmi nous aujourd'hui (j'entends comme fans de SG1), je tiens à chaleureusement mettre en avant les talents de : Sabrina, Fabienne, Cae, Sha (le papa de ma filleule), Xeen, Didine et Jayjay. Pour l'essentiel. Donc...voici Stargate Side Story : Les vidéos (un peu tronquées. Pardon mais aucun site ne permet de publier un fichier aussi lourd) http://celineelias.blog4ever.com/blog/articles-cat-226472-239127-stargate_side_story.html Le texte intégral : STARGATE SIDE STORYLyrics and words by : Elias Music by : Leonard Bernstein and Sha. Casting for songs and narration : Jack O’Neill is Tony….played by : Sha Sam Carter is Maria...... : Xeen Daniel Jackson is Riff... “ : Olivier Teal’c is Bernardo........ “ : Janet Fraiser is Anita.... “ : Fabienne Nurse is Rosalia........... “ : Clem General Hammond....... “ : Jayjay Written in green letters, the narrator, General George HAMMOND. “Post-talker” is played by : Cae Casting for videos setting: Sabrina Jayjay Didine INTRO
Hey everybody! I’m George HAMMOND. I used to be an USAF General in Colorado Springs. Let me tell you how the story began, seven years ago...
Singing :
1 – Intro
Stargate Side Story It’s the story of nowhere Stargate Side Story The story no one could dare
It’s about a fan’s dream Getting some fairy stuffs All about a great team Our brand new spatial ruffs
We wanna see... We’d like to see...
Somewhere over the rainbow Stars would fall From the Jack O’Neill’s shadow To his Major’s call
And over the worlds away They could have found their way
We wanna see... We’d like to see...
Tonight, tonight It all began tonight Between two painful hearts Stars will shine.... Tonight !!!
PROLOGUE
HAMMOND Major Samuels, go to the Colonel O’Neill’s house, pick him up and bring him back here. I’d like to talk with him about what happened here today!
SAMUELS Yes, sir !
As Samuels goes, all the soldiers still alive in Cheyenne Mountain base stand in the mess hall and sing :
2 - Soldiers song (le chorus final de « Jets song ») (ALL) (men’s chorus)
Airmen are in gear. Our bullets are clicking The Goal'ds'll stay clear 'Cause ev'ry snake alien 's a lousy chicken!
Here come airmen Like a bat out of hell Someone gets in our way Someone don't feel so well.
Here come airmen Little world, step aside Better go underground, Better run, better hide We're drawing the line, So keep your faces hidden!
We're hangin' a sign, Says "visitors forbidden" And we ain't kiddin'!
Here come airmen, Yeah! An' we're gonna beat Ev'ry last buggin' alien On the whole buggin' Earth! On the whole ever-mother-lovin' Earth!
A few hours later, Colonel Jack O’Neill stands in General Hammond office. Hammond told him all about the new events around. After a while, Jack is alone in his quarters.
ACT 1
3 – Something’s coming (depuis “something’s coming” après “Open the latch!” jusqu’à la fin)
(JACK)
Something’s coming Don’t know what What I mean I’ll find out One-track fight
Around the corner Or whistlin’down a shower Come on, deliver to me !
Will it be ? Yes, it will ! Maybe just a frightenin’thrill What could be ?
Come on, something I’m here now I’m waiting Say it low Come on to me ! The air is humming And something here is coming !
Who knows ? It’s only just out of reach Down the block, while a speech Maybe today... Maybe today... Maybe today...!
Then, a briefing is given with Hammond, Majors Kawalski, Samuels, Davis and Ferretti, and of course with Colonel O’Neill.
HAMMOND Now that every one is here, I’d like to introduce Captain Sam Carter who’s gonna join the SGC in your team, Colonel O’Neill.
JACK I’m sorry, sir...but I thought that my team was already here...The same that it was last year.
HAMMOND You need someone else, Colonel. A scientist.
JACK Oh, please, don’t do that to me !!! And may I ask you where he comes from ?
Captain Samantha Carter is entering the briefing room.
SAM SHE’s coming from the Pentagon, Sir.
JACK’S MIND : Jesus !!! A woman ! A scientist and a beautiful woman !!! What’s going wrong with me ??? My heart beats strangely...
SAM’S MIND : Well...this Colonel is quite an handsome man...but I guess he doesn’t like both women in the army and scientists ! It’s not fair. I’d better sit down. I can’t feel my legs carrying me any longer.
The day after, Sam is in her new laboratory. Jack is gazing at her, standing at the door.
4- Samantha
(JACK)
Samantha... The most beautiful name I ever heard : Samantha, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha... All the beautiful stuffs of the world in a single word Samantha, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha...
Samantha ! I’ve just met an angel, Samantha And suddenly my heart Is carrying me apart Of me.
Samantha ! I dream of a kiss by Samantha And suddenly I’m sure It’s too much insecure To be !
Samantha ! I won’t tell anybody my feeling, I won’t say anything but praying Samantha ! I’ll never stop dreamin’ Samantha !
The most beautiful name I ever heard : Samantha...
I remember now all the so innocent things about SG1. They saved our world so many times...Actually, I’m still wondering if they were just lucky or too involved within each others to capitulate. I guessed, once, that the feelings between O’Neill and Carter were more than what they should have to be. But, anyway, SG1 was our best team. And their soldier’s attitude was professional. Anytime. Well, almost...
It was one of their first mission off-world. Thanks to cameras hidden in the showers.
Some soldiers in the base are now like animals. One could bite, another could feel as a monkey. They don’t speak. They are just whispering some noises. Doctor Fraiser thinks that they are under an alien virus. SG1 is the next to be touched.
5- Tonight. (couper avant “(They kiss.Maria goes inside)”)
(SAM, entering the showers while men were still there, and walking straight to Jack with a wild glance)
Only you, you’re the only one I’ll want forever. In my heart, in my mind and in ev’rything I do, No-one else but you. Ever !
(JACK, amazed but so pleased by Sam’s acts)
Are you sure you’re okay, captain Carter ? Every step you can make is a danger.
(SAM)
O’Neill, O’Neill...
(JACK)
Watch your steps, I’m not the perfect man for you. Please, do right, don’t pull me through
(JACK and SAM)
My deep fears are for you and for me.
Sam is kissing him.
(SAM)
Tonight, tonight, It all began tonight, I saw you and the rules went away. Tonight, tonight, There’s only us tonight, What you are, what I am, what we say. Today, I know I am a woman A love affair could happen I know it could be right. For here we are, And what was just a world is a star Tonight !
(SAM and JACK)
Tonight, tonight, The base is full of light, With witnesses all over the place. Tonight, tonight, Our world is wild and bright. Going mad, shooting Goald’s into space. Today, the world is just an address. A place for us to live in, No better than all right... But here we are, And what was just a world is a star Tonight !
They kiss again. Then Sam catches Jack and put him up on a bench, still kissing him everywhere...And Jack takes Sam to Doctor Fraiser!
I should have guessed, then, that it was just the beginning of a love affair. Many people here around knew something was unsaid between O’Neill and Carter. Even our Doctor, Janet Fraiser and her staff...
6- SGC (sur l’air de “America”)(du début jusqu’à “Very big deal in America”) in the infirmary...
(NURSE)
Colorado... You lovely Cheyenne... Mountain of secrets everlasting Always the by-laws growing, And the grapevine blowing...
(JANET)
Colorado... You ugly Cheyenne... Mountain of secret diseases Always the glances blowing, Always the feelings growing... And the danger owing, And the nurses running, And the bullets flying. I like the island SGC – Smoke on your pipe and sing with me!
(WOMEN CHORUS) (except Nurse)
I like to be in the SGC! Okay by me in the SGC! If nothing free in the SGC For a love fee in the SGC
(NURSE)
I hate the by-laws for officers
(JANET)
Fraternizing is no business for nurses
(NURSE)
Being a soldier is a raw deal
(JANET)
But you can hide things you feel!
(WOMEN CHORUS) (Except Nurse)
Aliens we meet in the SGC, Feeling the heat in the SGC, We’re the elite in the SGC, Airmen we fit in the SGC!
In spite of feelings, weeks after weeks, mounths after mounths, years have gone by. Daniel Jackson lost his wife, and, 5 years after his come back on Earth, he “almost” died too. Well, I don’t know how to explain it. Nobody found the right explanation for it, but he just vanished.
The room in the infirmary is full of Daniel’s friends.
7- Cool (du début jusqu’au premier “Real cool”)
(DANIEL to Jack)
Jack, Jack, crazy Jack Get cool, Jack! Got a rocket in your pocket, Keep coolly cool, Jack! Don’t get hot, ‘Cause, man, you got Some high times ahead. Take it slow, come and go, You can live it up and die in bed!
(To Sam)
Sam, Sam, holly Sam Get cool, Sam! Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it. Turn off the juice, Sam!
(To Jack again)
Go, Jack, go. But not like a yo-yo Play track, Just play it cool, Jack, Real cool!
And his body vanishes in the air with a blowing light.
Few days later, the Asgards asked us for help. O’Neill decided to go with Carter and Teal’c.
In the corridors...
SAM (calling Jack) Colonel...
JACK Yes, Carter...
SAM May I tell you something ?
JACK Even if I say no, you will, so...
SAM Why do you do that ?
JACK Do what ?
SAM I’m not ready to go and save anybody right now. I’m in such a pain!! Don’t you have a heart ?
JACK You know it better than anyone else.
SAM What do you mean ?
JACK Don’t you remember ?
And we see through their minds what they both think about...flash-back to the time when they were together alone in a Goald’s vaisseau. (ref : “Upgrades”)
8- One hand, one heart (scène où ils sont face à face) (couper le morceau parlé)
(JACK)
Make of our hands one hand, Make of our hearts one heart, Make of our vows one last vow Only death will part us now.
(SAM)
Make of our lives one life, Day after day one life.
(BOTH)
Now it’s over as we start One hand, one heart; Even death won’t part us now.
Make of our lives one life, Day after day one life. Now it’s over as we start One hand, one heart; Even death won’t part us now.
ACT 2
When I was a young boy, ma father often told me that women are never the same from one day to another. Samantha Carter was a very smiling officer, nice with all the people she met. She has changed. What the hell happened to her ? Is it just because of O’Neill ? No, I can’t believe it. I should ask her. But I can bet she will not answer! I saw her crying when O’Neill was with Maybourne, lost somewhere...
Sam is crying alone in the cloakroom.
9- I feel lonely (scène tirée de “Paradise Lost” avant l’arrivée de Teal’c, quand Sam est encore seule dans le vestiaire) (Uniquement le premier couplet)
(SAM)
I feel lonely, Oh so lonely, I feel lonely and silly and cold, And I really Want with him get old.
I feel dizzy, Oh so dizzy It’s alarming how dizzy I feel, And so lonely That I hardly can believe it’s real.
See the lonely girl in the mirror there : Who can that so stupid girl be? Such a lonely fear, Such lonely tear, Such a dizzy smile. Such s lonely me!
I am thinking Of resigning. Feel like running for nothing but pain. For I waste My life for a man but in vain.
Teal’c told me something about the mission where they killed Nirty. According to him, our two heroes where closer than ever.
In the Nirty jail, Sam is seriously sick. She’s sitting closed to Jack.
JACK Get some rest...It’s an order.
Then, she’s putting her head on his left shoulder.
10- Somewhere (Scène de “Metamorphosis”) (Uniquement en duo et remplacer « A GIRL » par SAM et JACK, puis « ALL » par Teal’c seul)
(JACK and SAM)
There’s a place for us, Somewhere a place for us. Peace and quiet and open air Wait for us Somewhere.
There’s a time for us, Some day a time for us. Time together and time to spare, Time to look, time to care Some day!
Somewhere We’ll find a new way of living, Will find there’s a way of surviving Somewhere...
There’s a place for us, A time and place for us, Hold my hand and we’re halfway there Hold my hand and I’ll take you there Somehow... Someday... Somewhere...
(TEAL’C)
There’s a place for me, Somewhere a place for me Peace and quiet and open air Cool and free Somewhere.
There’s a place for me, Some day a time for me Time for Jaffas and time to share, Time to look, time to spare Some day! Somewhere...
(JACK)
Hold my hand and we’re halfway there Hold my hand and I’ll take you there
(JACK and SAM)
Somehow... Someday... Somewhere...
Doctor Fraiser often saved our lives. You’ll say that’s her job! What a great job she does! And she’s also one of Carter’s best friend. Two women in a man’s world, two scientists, and of course, one is Cassandra’s mother and the other one is her saver. Last year, Carter has been injured. Not seriously, but as she was with Doctor Frasier, I heard what they said.
In the infirmary...
11- A boy like that(du début à la fin du premier paragraphe de Sam)
(JANET)
A man like that who's like your brother, Forget that man and find another, One of your own kind Can match your own mind! A man like that will give you sorrow, You'll meet another man tomorrow, One of your own kind Can match your own mind! A man who jokes cannot love, A man who jokes has no heart. And he's the man who gets your love And gets your heart. Very smart, Samantha, very smart! A boy like that wants one thing Only, And when he's done he'll leave you lonely. He'll murder your love; he murdered mine. Just wait and see, Just wait, Samantha, Just wait and see!
(SAM)
Oh, no, Janet, no! Janet, no! It isn’t true, not for me. I hear your words And in my head I know they’re smart, But my heart knows they’re wrong, And my heart is too strong. For I belong to him alone, to him alone. One thing I know : I am his. I don’t care what he is. I don’t know why it’s so, I don’t want to know.
As far as I know, O’Neill and Carter never tried to be together. Respecting the army by-laws, maybe too shy themselves to improve their situation and let their feelings grow, they stayed two officers in the US Air Force, and should I say it again? My best officers in the SGC.
FINAL
12- Somewhere (Reprise)
(CHORUS)
There’s a place for us, Somewhere a place for us. Peace and quiet and open air Wait for us Somewhere.
There’s a time for us, Some day a time for us. Time together and time to spare, Time to look, time to care Some day!
Somewhere We’ll find a new way of living, Will find there’s a way of surviving Somewhere...
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